the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
My wife is not a handbag. If she doesn’t want to come, she doesn’t want to come. She is her own person and has her own life.— Thomas Müller when asked why his wife didn’t attend the World Cup In Brazil (via juliyeahh)
average wizard eats 3 chocolates a year. factoid actualy just statistical error. average wizard 0 chocolates per year. Remus Lupin, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
that feel when people around you are like ‘god how can someone ship this pairing its so fucking disgusting’ and you start to sweat nervously
Friendly reminder that Bucky doesn’t have to “redeem himself.” Nobody has to redeem themselves for something that was done beyond their consent or capacity to control.
Bucky has to reclaim himself.
VERY nice distinction!
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”